Taco Bell Unleashes Breakfast Menu

Taco Bell rolled out its highly anticipated breakfast menu nationwide today, and it includes such innovative eats as the waffle taco.

Forget McDonald’s. Goodbye, Dunkin’ Donuts. Why eat a croissan’wich or whatever fancy-named breakfast contraption when you can enjoy the brilliance of a folded waffle filled with egg and sausage?

BEST DAY EVERRRRRR! #WaffleTaco @TacoBell http://ift.tt/1hfKzwO

— VH1 (@VH1) March 27, 2014

If you weren’t able to partake in the nationwide fun today, let this closeup remind you of what you missed out on:

Have you tried Taco Bell's new breakfast menu? Pairs perfectly with an ice cold Baja Blast Mountain Dew. http://ift.tt/1hfKxFj

— aaronhoff (@aaronhoff) March 27, 2014

The “special sauce” is maple syrup, and here’s what Twitter users had to say about the new breakfast revolution:

Just got Taco Bell breakfast with @SamLachow and @cranegeronimo and it was GLORIOUS!!!

— Grynch (@Grynch206) March 27, 2014

Hey @TacoBell, we throughly enjoyed our breakfast and overall experience this morning. From the bottom of our hearts, thanks.

— State Champs (@State_Champs) March 27, 2014

Taco Bell is now serving breakfast.. Because it's never too early in the morning to start making bad choices

— Meaghan Mackey (@MackeyMeaghan) March 27, 2014

That Taco Bell breakfast menu just looks like a heart attack epidemic waiting to happen. Gross.

— Nina N. (@Nina_Pintaa) March 27, 2014

Soooo the Taco Bell breakfast taco came out today. . . I want it SO bad right now!!! :((

— aaliyah =) (@iRepsKelzB) March 27, 2014

According to our calculations, there were approximately 4,787 diarrhea jokes, or about 4,783 too many.

Taco Bell now serving diarrhea in the morning

— ♡Flaming Homo♡ (@homowifi) March 27, 2014

I wonder how quickly I'll get diarrhea if I eat Taco Bell breakfast. I just don't think I'm that brave honestly.

— Joe Santagato (@JoeSantagato) March 27, 2014

The amount of people that will have explosive diarrhea in the next 3 days will skyrocket due to Taco Bell breakfast

— Keith Santagato (@KeithSantagato) March 27, 2014

Taco Bell serves breakfast!!!!! So now we can have diarrhea ALL day!!!!!!!

— queen E (@esjesj) March 27, 2014

Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol took part in a Reddit AMA to answer questions, and talk about the new breakfast menu.

Among the many responses, Niccol appeared to have fun pretending he didn’t know what 4/20 was:

Okay, maybe you’re not a fan of the idea of a waffle taco at the world’s easiest to make fun of fast food chain, but maybe a fan of delicious sugar water Mountain Dew.

Well, for anyone who has ever tried Baja Blast available only at Taco Bell, Niccol offers a glimmer of hope:

Will you be giving the waffle taco a try? If you’ve already made a breakfast run to Taco Bell, let us know what you thought in the comments below.

Photo credit: Mike Mozart

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