Man With Two Functioning Penises Writes Tell All Memoir

In 2014 a gentleman who masquerades under the nom de plumes “Diphallic Dude” and “DoubleDickDude (DDD)” came out about his rare condition called diphallia on Reddit. (*please be advised content is very graphic and not recommended for children or the weak of heart*) He explained to fascinated readers around the world that the condition had blessed him with the best curse most men could ever imagine- not one but two functioning penises. Nearly a year later, when he was still getting a flood of questions from genuinely curious people around the world, he decided to share his story in the form of a tell all memoir. The kindle edition of the book, titled Double Header: My Life With Two Penises is now available on Amazon.

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Though he’s decided to open up and share his double endowed tale with the world, DDD recently revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone that he plans to remain incredibly private about his identity. He told the magazine he fears that if he ever revealed his real name, “Nothing would be the same for me again. I received countless interview requests within the first month of my Reddit AMA. Everything from interviews on news shows, offers for my own reality show, magazine and newspaper interviews, offers to do porn. You name it, I got it in spades. I turned them all down.”

DDD went on to explain that he also worries that revealing who he is could result in his condition becoming his entire identity as far as the much of world is concerned. He said, “If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me.”

So what do we know about the… “mutli-talented” man? Quite a bit actually. DDD has revealed on social media that he’s a 25-year-old bisexual man who recently traded in his one night stand days for the wonderful world of commitment. He says that he’s currently in a three-way relationship with both a man and a woman, from which he’s not permitted to stray for anyone less than James Franco himself. He also says that his condition is neither inherited nor genetic and did not result from him having absorbed a twin in the womb.

For answers to all the other questions you never knew you had until now, visit DDD’s Reddit account, follow him on Twitter and Tumblr, and of course check out his hot new book.

Man With Two Functioning Penises Writes Tell All Memoir