This Book About A Haunted Vagina Is Perfect For The Halloween Season

People who are looking for a novel approach to a scary story theme this Halloween season might find it in a new book about a haunted vagina.

The book, surprisingly entitled The Haunted Vagina, features the following tagline: “It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…”

Well, yeah.

The author, Carlton Mellick III, describes the story as follows:

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

It’s fairly unusual for a couple to have a spat over whether or not a a haunted vagina should be of great concern. Clearly, some imagination went into this effort.

Oh, it gets better: “When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world.”

It’s not clear from the description whether the sex was awkward before the zombie emerged from Stacy or because of the sudden appearance of an undead. People who want an answer to that question will have to buy the book.

Steve ends up going inside Stacy (apparently in manner resembling Fantastic Voyage rather than traditional sex) to learn more about what haunts her. While there, he meets a woman named Fig whom he finds “oddly attractive.”

It can only get better from there.

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This Book About A Haunted Vagina Is Perfect For The Halloween Season