Playboy-Inspired Sexy Disturbing Celebrity Costumes

Halloween may be over but that does not mean you can’t prepare for next year. We do a lot of strange things as a culture, but one of the strangest has to be sexing up Halloween. Sexy Olaf. Sexy Groot. Sexy Doublemint gum. You would think people weren’t allowed to be sexy all the other 364 days in the year, because we continue to find all the repressed sexy hiding in Disney movies and inanimate objects.

Playboy took it upon itself to poke fun at the sexy side of Halloween by coming up with a number of sexy costumes they’d like to see. One of those costumes was Sexy George R.R. Martin. And then GRRM found out about it.

On his Live Journal page last night, the author of A Song of Ice and Fire took a moment to think about how strange his life has gotten lately.

“I can’t say that I’ve ever had a thing for bearded women, but I have to confess, Sexy George R.R. Martin is… er… sexy,” Martin wrote. “But there is something deeply disturbing about being turned on by yourself. Stranger than incest. Or even twincest.”

Sexy nurses and sexy schoolgirls? Fun, yeah. But they’ve been done to death. Here are the “sexy” Halloween costumes we want to see in 2014. Check out the inspired celebrity costumes from this year’s Playmates.

Sexy John Oliver

She’s bright. She’s outraged. She’s the host of the smartest show on cable television. She’s Sexy John Oliver, and no matter how apoplectic she gets you can’t help but love her. You will be hypnotized by her cockney accent.

Sexy John Oliver is brought to you by Miss October 2012 Pamela Horton

Sexy Alex Trebek

And now the Daily Double. I’ll take things that question my sexuality. The clue: Alex Trebek without pants. The answer: What is sexy and disturbing.

Sexy Alex Trebek is brought to you by Miss June 2012 Amelia Talon

Sexy George R.R. Martin

She wrote A Song of Fire and Ice, which become Game of Thrones. She slays more men than The King Slayer and Jon Snow combined. She’s Sexy George R.R. Martin, and she’s got bootie from here to the Iron Islands. Winter is coming and for some men it came sooner.

Sexy George R.R. Martin is brought to you by Miss October 2012 Pamela Horton

Sexy Louis C.K.

Louis, Louis, Louis. Standup comic. TV show creator. Family woman. Ever wonder if the carpet matches the drapes? Dirty jokes never sounded so good.

Sexy Louis C.K. is brought to you by Miss September 2004 Scarlett Keegan

Sexy George Takei

Set your phasers to stun because that is what you will be after seeing Sexy George Takei beam herself into your next Halloween party.

Sexy George Takei is brought to you by Miss June 2004 Hiromi Oshima

There are your suggested Halloween costumes. Hope you enjoyed the humor and give some thought to these. Sound off below if you have other ideas.

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Playboy-Inspired Sexy Disturbing Celebrity Costumes