Rose scented farts are now achievable thanks to a new pill developed by a 65-year-old Frenchman. The inventor has released his own lineup of indigestion tablets aimed at making your farts smell pleasant.
It’s no secret that when you pass gas – even if it’s a silent one – sometimes the smell is apparent, and needless to say, it is the very type of odor that makes people pull their shirts over their nose to mask the pungent smell.
The unnamed inventor says that his pills are made from 100% natural ingredients, such as blueberries, seaweed, and fennel. They are currently available online and sold under the name Lutin Malin. So far, the product has undergone extensive testing and has been deemed safe for use.
Aside from rose scented farts, some of his other pills can achieve other fragrances, such as chocolate. In fact, for the upcoming holidays, a new aroma will be released, which is known as the Father Christmas fart pill and is supposed to produce a scent of cocoa. In addition to better smelling farts, the pill is supposedly also effective for reducing gas and bloating.
According to the Frenchman, he came up with the idea one evening during a hearty dinner with friends. In his own words:
“Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done.”
Since then, he began researching the ingredients that would reduce the natural odor of flatulence. After several months of experimentation, he came up with his signature lineup of fragrance farting pills.
The pills have been available since 2006 and actually sell quite decently. Most buyers purchase them as a gag gift. Aside from rose scented farting pills, there are also tablets designed for reducing the pong of canine flatulence. Sales are expected to skyrocket as December looms.
[photo credit: John]
Rose Scented Farts Possible Thanks To A Revolutionary New Pill
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